On Saturday, I was invited to attend a dinner auction that benefits
United Services. Josh had a bachelor party to go to, so I happily tagged along with a group of our friends to support this amazing organization.
United Services was started through a United Way grant between the United Cerebral Palsy Association and St. Louis Hearing and Speech in 1975 as a private, not-for-profit education and therapeutic organization catering to those with special needs. We were honored to hear some mothers (and even a blind young man) speak to us about everything that United Services has done for them. I was truly touched and honored to be a part of it.
There was a silent auction, followed by dinner, after which the larger items were presented in an oral auction. This is where it gets interesting folks...
First off, let's let it be known that Josh is 100 times more likely to spend an obscene amount of money at an event like this. Sure, I may make some somewhat frequent shopping trips, but Josh is the man behind 90% of our big purchases. So, I joked with him that I was going to come home with a puppy or something equally expensive, knowing full well that I actually probably wouldn't spend a dime. Fast forward to the oral auction...
I am happily (read: slightly buzzed) sitting in my seat with some friends as the oral auction begins. I peruse the list and see a few items of interest - a wine tasting, a ... hell, I can't even remember what else looked interesting. Then, I see that the 3rd item up for bid is a private hunt at a duck blind on a farm in St. Peters. I randomly think, my dad's a duck hunter...that would be fun...
About 10 minutes later, it's time for the duck hunt to be auctioned off. I'm chatting with friends, and here them announce it. I have no intention of bidding, but was interested to see how things would go. As it is announced there is, what now seems like, a nanosecond of no one bidding. My friend, Christy, is sitting next to me and says, "Lisa, throw your number up there. You're dad would love it." So what does my drunk ass do?? I throw my number up.
The auctioneer points to me while saying "$450". Oh, okay, that was easy. Surely, I'm not going to walk out with this thing, but it was fun to get involved. And, then has he continues to look at me and say "$500", I'm like, "what? huh.. okay" and randomly shaking my head. All of a sudden he looks at me again and says, "$500". Wait a second...did I just up my bid $50 for an item I already had? Now, I'm starting to freak out. Okay, someone get me out of this.
He looks out into the crowd, yells out a bunch of random numbers...my head is spinning at this point...turns back to me and says, "Sold to number 74 for $500". Oh. My. God. What. Did. I. Do??????????
Yes, ladies and gentleman... I bought a duck blind/day of duck hunting for $500. What the fuck was I thinking?!?!
God love my husband for being a good sport about it. He loves to tease me more than anything. When I proceeded to tell him that had he gone, we would have spent even more money, he said, "At least we would have got something for it." Ugh...he's right. Uh...Dad...I hope you'll enjoy spending the day hunting at some random dude's farm in St. Peters...shit!
However, the positives of the situation (to keep from losing sleep over spending a senseless $500) are:
- The gift was valued at $700 and the second duck hunt at the same farm went for over that, so I sort of got a deal. Maybe everyone was afraid to go up against the bad ass that upped her own bid.
- It's a tax write off and we can always use a few.
- It went to an absolutely amazing cause.
- I learned my lesson about auctions and just "throwing up your number" for participation sake.
- It makes for an interesting story.
Unfortunately, I have no pictures to share, because I didn't snap one all weekend, but I'll go ahead and chalk this experience up as a cautionary tale of what not to do at an oral auction.
Getting that credit card bill at the end of the month is going to be fun...
